Message Archive About Me

So, since the end of August, I have been on a Tinder expedition. It has been full of twists and turns and plenty of dick pics. Some hook ups and some hell no’s. I thought I would share with you guys my favorite Tinder messages. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed receiving (and ignoring) them. 

10.204:58 PM
#tinder #boys #college #misogyny #sex #nsfw #calling out scumbags #gross #men #hookup #fun #funny #yay #guys

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This is honestly my life


This is honestly my life

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Parks and Recreation Alphabet → b
 ↳ ben’s butt

"You ever heard Leslie talk about Ben’s butt? I’m all like - damn, girl, you mad sweet on that back meat."

4,879 notes10.197:47 PM • Source: jenniferbarkley
Um I smoke some substances. I swear in front of churches sometimes. I screen my calls. I floss only occasionally. I kill small French children if they smile at me… little things like that.
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#ginny weasley is a great fucking character and if you can’t see that you probably only watched the movies 
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J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

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